It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
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when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
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nobody’s posting
it’s quiet
TOO QUIET
I thougHT THIS WAS ME FOR A SECOND
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shoutout to every girl ever for being hot as h*ck and making me hate myself
did u just censor e in the word heck
You’re d*mn right I did I’m trying to get into Heaven
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its time to get into my pajamas (removes bra) all done
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