Just your average teenage girl living her life with friends and my handsome boyfriend <3. follow me and depending on the stuff you blog about i will follow you back. my blog ranges from food to things about love and relationships to things that can make me laugh even though to others its completely stupid and that means to me that your humor sucks ;) <3

jennyushkowitz:

skankblaines:

jennyushkowitz:

skankblaines:

how much can a whale ejaculate????

The average whale usually ejaculates as much as 300 gallons of semen.

thank you

You’re whalecum.

(Source: ccolf, via iwillmindfuckyou)

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hi:

hi:

hi:

MY PARENTS LEFT ME HOME ALONE FOR THE WEEK EVERYONE COME OVER FOR A HUGE PARTY

update: it’s been 5 minutes and i’m walking around my house just in my underwear and moon shoes, party is getting pretty wild

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my teacher in class the other day said “Make sure you don’t do things on the internet you might regret, because they will most likely affect your future badly” then my good friend just looked at me and whispered really quietly “Moon shoes…”

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